QUOTES
The harmonica is the easiest instrument to play – badly
A gentleman is someone who could play the harmonica, but chooses not to
You can tune a harmonica, but you can’t tuna fish
JOKES
Q: How many harmonica players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to change the light bulb and nineteen to discuss how Little Walter would have done it.
Q: How do you make a harmonica player go quiet? A: Put a sheet of music in front of him
Q: What’s the perfect pitch for a harmonica? A: When it lands in a waste basket without touching the sides
Q: How many harmonica players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to change the light bulb and four to decide which position it’s in.
Q: How many harmonica players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Don’t worry about the changes man, keep blowing
Q: What do you call a groupie who hangs around with musicians? A: A harmonica player
Q: A harmonica player and a guitarist fell off a cliff. Who hit the ground first? A: The guitarist – the harmonica player stopped halfway to find out what key they were in
Q: What’s the difference between a supreme pizza and a professional harp player? A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Ques: How can you tell a harmonica player is at your door?
Ans: The doorbell feeds back.
Loving this one Pete. Had to delete the second on however, as it was a tad derogatory (on both counts).
How many harmonica players does it take to change a lightbulb? Only 1 but it takes him half an hour to find the right one in the box.
You probably have heard this one
How many harmonica players does it take to play a big solo?
A hundred!!!
One to play and 99 to say “I could do that”
At the annual Mensa bash, guests are required to wear a badge with their IQ number displayed so as to ease introductions.
Chap with 170 goes over to chat with lass showing off a 171 badge. “Hello, and what do you do?” “Oh I’m a heart surgeon, and you?” “Brain specialist”. Turns out they get on like a house on fire.
In another corner of the room, lady with 342 is engrossed with a fellow displaying 345. “I’m into particle astrophysics” “Great. My game’s String Theory” Another couple. Perfect match.
Young lad walks in with a 10 on his collar. Spots another with a 9. Walks over and says, “Doh. So wot position do you play harp in, den?”
It was reported on the news this morning that an airplane transporting harmonica players to a harmonica convention in Germany has been hijacked. The hijackers have threatened to release one harmonica player an hour until their demands are met. 🙂
True story, I have been preaching for 21 years, and playing all types of harmonicas for 19 years. I ordered a Hohner Rocket one week ago which I will pick up tomorrow, that will be number 37 in my collection.
The observation I have made is, all preachers should play the harmonica, Most I know are full hot
air anyway.
Q. Why did the harmonica player sit on his porch all night?
A. He can’t find the key, and doesn’t know when to come in.
I’m a retired locksmith…I can find a key, don’t know if it’s the right one…
“Harmonica players suck. Except when they blow”
How do you know when the stage is level?
The harmonica player’s drooling out of BOTH sides of his mouth.
Doh!
what do you call a harmonica player who says he knows what note he’s playing…….
A LIAR!!
Or an optimist!
thanks for the smiles gents , self deprecating humor is better than musical egotism any day of the week